Scared

"Do I have to go?un"

"Come on Dei. They're not allowed to touch you. And besides, if they do they won't live," Sasori was being sqeezed to death by a scared Deidara.

"Okay, Danna." Deidara continued walking with Sasori.

Hidan, however, was literally pulling Kakuzu, "Come on! Come on damn it!'

"Hidan the things don't even start until six pm!"

"Fine, damn. Carry me." Hidan had let go of Kakuzu's arm and was now crossing his own arms.

"Why should I?" Hidan simply turned his head toward Kakuzu and started pouting his lip a little. Kakuzu stared at him for a little before finally kneeling down, " Your lucky Deidara taught you that, you know?"

Hidan jumped onto Kakuzu's back, "Whatever, Kuzu."

Itachi was walking next to Kisame along the path, "I have a question for anyone." They all stopped and looked at him. " Why the HELL are we going to the amusement park when it's fifty fucking degrees outside!"

"Because it's better that way. And besides, this is the warmest it's gonna fuckin' be this month if we're going to the Jashin damned haunted houses." Hidan was resting his head on the top of Kakuzu's.

Itachi just rolled his eyes and kept walking next to Kisame.

"Danna! Can we go into the Doll House?!" Dei was jumping.

Sasori just looked at him for a moment, "Fine. If you promise not to try and make me jealous."

"Okay?un"

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"Can we go in-inside a s-store for a mome-moment?un" Deidara was shivering from riding rides all day and walking around.

They all nodded in agreement.

"Is it fucking time yet? Damn." Hidan was still on Kakuzu's shoulders.

Kisame looked at his watch, "Actually, it is. Let's go."

"Me and Danna are going to the Doll House first!un"

"Brat, it's 'Danna and I'."

"Whatever. Let's go. We'll meet you guys here later!" Deidara grabbed Sasori's arm and was now running off.

"I thought you didn't like haunted houses!"

"But you're with me, Danna!"

The rest stood in the little coffee shop, "Where are you guys going to go?" Kisame was sitting down with Itachi on his lap.

"Me and Kuzu are going to the Slaughter House!"

"Of course you are. And it's amazing he has bad grammer as well." Itachi was crossing his arms. He never liked the idea of coming. When asked, he wouldn't answer why.

"Whatever! Let's go Kuzu!" Hidan pulled Kakuzu's hair.

"Okay, okay. Damn. I'm not a horse."

"To me you are, now move!" Hidan pulled Kakuzu's hair again which made Kakuzu roll his eyes and start walking in the opposite dirrection Sasori and Deidara went.

"So where do you wanna go Itachi?" Kisame was now looking at Itachi, " There's the Doll House, Camp Gonna Gitcha, then the one with the clowns, the Lure of the Vampire,  The Insane Asylum, and the other ones."

"I don't want to go into any of them."

"Come on Itachi. Please. For me." Kisame wrapped his arms around Itachi and nuzzled his head into the weasel's neck.

Itachi looked at him from the corner of his eye for a minute, "Fine, if you stop doing that in public."

"Yes! This is gonna be so-"

"IF, you tell nothing of what I do to the others."

"O-Okay, Itachi-san. Let's go!"

~~~Deidara and Sasori~~~

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Deidara was, pretty much, super glued to Sasori.

"I thought you said, and I quote, ' I'll be okay Danna. It's The Doll House and I'm used to your puppets.un'."

"Yes, but that was before I got in her-AHHHH!" A girl had popped out with a knife right around a corner.

"You're really gullable, you know that?"

"AHHHH!!"

~~~Hidan and Kakuzu~~~

"OOO! Kuzu! Look! There's a severed head with intestins around it!!"

"Nothing you haven't seen before."

"Yeah but this time they're not mine."

Kakuzu sighed and continued to pull Hidan through the maze full of sharp butchering tools and body parts. Hidan wasn't really acting like this was a haunted house. He was treating more like it was the most amazing thing in the world and was gazeing at everything in awe.

"Look Kuzu!"

~~~Kisame and Itachi~~~

Never in his whole life, had Kisame seen something this amazing. You all know Itachi does not show emotion. Kisame had learned while they took a trip into 'The Lure of the Vampire', that if you put Itachi into a maze full of fog with people jumping out all around him, he will cling onto the nearest person. Or maybe just Kisame.

Kisame just figured that since his little Uchiha preferred being able to observe his surroundings and haveing the upper hand that, that was why Itachi didn't want to go. On top of that, Itachi was ordered to not use his Sharigan the whole time he was here. Which took the weasel awhile to agree to.

"Itachi?"

"Hn."

Kisame got a chance to see him while a little bit of the fog cleared out. Itachi had been holding onto Kisame with a tight grip and had his eyes shut. "Never mind."

~~~Later on~~~

"Remember when that bitch on the chair was leaning back and forth with a knife!?"

"Yeah! un Remember when that one guy jumped out at you on a pull string?"

"Of course I fuckin' do! That was awesome! "

Deidara and Hidan had been talking about all the haunted houses. For some reason, unknown to Sasori, Deidara had decided he wanted to go into all of them.

"OO! Remember when that guy was running around from the asylum?un"

"Yeah. They kept letting him loose. I liked the guys with the fuckin' metal on their costumes that slid around in front of people!"

"Yeah!"

"Ugh." Kakuzu and Sasori both said that in unisin. They were both carrying their ukes on their shoulders. The only bad part was that Hidan and Deidara kept jumping while they talked.

Itachi, however, had his face burried into Kisame's side and just claimed he was cold. Kisame knew what was wrong. Itachi was actually scared. "Itachi? Are you gonna be alright?" Itachi just tightened his grip on Kisame. "I'll ask later."

"Danna, I'm tired.un"

"Me too, Kuzu."

"Well you're both in luck. We're back at the base." Sasori let go of one of Deidara's legs and pulled his key out.

Once inside, everyone went off to their own rooms.

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"Danna?" Deidara's voice was beginning to become slurred with tiredness.

"Okay. I'm done. I'll come to bed now." Sasori crawled under the covers and Dei quickly took his place on his Danna's chest.

"Good.un" Dei let his eyelids droop and was soon asleep.

"You're so damn cute."

~~~~~~

"Would you hurry up?"

Kakuzu almost smiled. Hidan was too tired to curse at him. "Fine, fine." He put his book up and turned out the light. "Happy now?" He looked down, "Of course. You better be glad I like you when you're asleep."

~~~~~~

"Are you okay, Itachi?"

"Hn." Itachi buried his face into Kisame's chest.

"Okay. I won't ask. I just want you to be alright." He heard Itachi mumble something," You're welcome and I love you too." He put his arms around Itachi, "And I won't make you go in there again."